6:00 AM: SNOOZE
6:10 AM: SNOOZE
6:20 AM: I think I have an exam today.
6:21 AM: Okay, I’ll get up at 6:30.
6:30 AM: Okay, I’ll get up at 7.
7:00 AM: Okay, I’ll get up at– WAIT. No. I have an exam...
8:30 AM: Who am I kidding? SNOOZE.
8:40 AM: SNOOZE.
8:50 AM: SNOOZE.
9:00 AM: SNOO– Oh, I have a text. Have you started your novel yet?
“Yes. Got up early. So much inspiration at daybreak!”
9:15 ...