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How to Play the Piano: Lessons From Daddy Longlegs

Brahms was a badass. The composer, I mean. Yeah, him. You saw him on a poster when you were in fourth grade: white beard, brown moustache, tiny eyes. You may not have known the badness of his ass because your m...

Parisian Peripheries

There are things I noticed when I was in Paris that I didn’t get to write about elsewhere that I want to write about here. I hope you don’t mind. I’m not trying to unload a box of asterisks on you, dumping them...

The Ghost of Columbine, Again

  Given that there have been 74 school shootings since Newtown, including one in Seattle where Columbine was reported by local news outlets to serve as partial inspiration (and this isn’t including ...

Daily Diary: Taking An Exam

6:00 AM: SNOOZE 6:10 AM: SNOOZE 6:20 AM: I think I have an exam today. 6:21 AM: Okay, I’ll get up at 6:30. 6:30 AM: Okay, I’ll get up at 7. 7:00 AM: Okay, I’ll get up at– WAIT. No. I have an exam...

Early Days: Milan

If you’ve never been to Milan before and think you’re going to find a beautiful Italian city – even a beautiful ‘modern’ Italian city – it’s important to let you know now: you’re not going to find a beautiful I...

The Pros And Cons Of Living Inside A Dead Whale

Pros 1. No Rent: Property values on dead whales are so low that investors fail to see any profit in them, and thus, there are no landlords to whom one would pay rent. This is a significant boon to students or ...

I Am Excited For The Things That We Will Do Together

I am excited for the things that we will do together. I can’t think of any other set of words to describe what I am feeling right now in its truest, most real, and most human form, except for "I am excited for ...

The Timing

When I was in high school my father was probably the best track coach I’ve ever had, because he always helped me get out of my head. Being an accountant, a solid and logical man, he would just use math. He woul...
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